The First Post (Out of Many) About How I Ultimately Failed at Life

So today I did something that I'm kind of ashamed of. But I do stupid things so often, I'm starting to get used to them.

I failed at life.

Like, big time.

Like, so much so, that I'm really hesitating to put this on the internet.

But what the heck. Maybe I'll make someone feel better about themselves. That would make it worth it to me.

In this video, which was actually my very first video (It's pretty forced and unnatural, but you can watch it if you want), I mentioned that I hate phones. That they're unnatural and make me extremely uncomfortable.

Today's story just explains to you how true that really is.

I'm doing something in my homeschooling, where I'm taking a Latin class online. First and foremost, you need to understand that I don't get other languages. My brain just doesn't comprehend them. That makes the subject itself about ten times worse.

Not only that, but I had to call my teacher that's been grading all of my stuff to let him give me a test. I got 40/50. Which isn't too bad, I suppose. 80%. But that's not the point.

The point is that I was a stupid, stammering mess throughout the whole call. I couldn't calm myself down for the life of me, and the stuff that I messed up on, I knew the minute I hung up the phone.

Then, after it was all said and done, I completely broke down and burst into tears.

I'm so sorry to my family, and anyone else that ever has to experience me when I'm in one of these moods, but I just ended up telling everyone that I didn't want to talk to anyone, and laying in my bed for an hour.

I don't know why I do things like this, and I wish I knew how to stop. But sometimes I just can't help it.

Just so you guys know, I don't mind if you guys laugh at me when I do this kind of stuff. That's part of the reason I'm putting it out here. I can see how, especially from an outsider's perspective, this can be funny. I'm sure I'll look back at this someday and laugh.

And I like to make others laugh. So don't be afraid that I'll be offended by that. Because really I'm not. But if anyone else has ever had any awkward, horrible experiences where they basically just failed at life, I'd love to hear from you. Sometimes writing stuff out makes it feel a bit better.

And chocolate. Chocolate helps too.

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My name is Jordan, I'm 16 years old, and I like to think I'm funny. If you want to subscribe to my youtube channel, there's a button in the sidebar! Thanks for visiting and I love you all!

I Suck at Golf

My gosh.

I don't even know how to properly express this to you guys. I am so bad at it. IT WASN'T EVEN REAL GOLF. I'm sorry for the capitals, but there was no other way to say it. It was putt putt golf for crying out loud.

On my first hit - MY FIRST HIT - I overshot. And I lost my ball. I forced my brother to go get me a new one, because I flat out refused to go in after one hit and tell the people at the counter that I lost a freaking ball. Do you know how awkward that would have been? Extremely. And I was completely willing to sit out the rest of the game if it meant I didn't have to experience that feeling.

Luckily for me, I have a brother that doesn't mind people as much as I do.

Not only that, but I got some crazy high score (I can't really think of what it is off the top of my head). Not good at all.

I did have one good moment of the entire game.

I hit one really crappy ball. It was right up against a corner, and there were bushes right behind it, so I couldn't even step off the green to hit. So, being the hardcore daredevil I am (some sarcasm intended) I balanced on the edge of the green, and hit the ball. It rolled up a hill, and did some crazy insane triple bank shot, and went right into the hole.

Naturally, I started freaking out. I attracted some pretty strange looks, but I didn't really care so much about that. If they heard that I made a crazy awesome shot, that was perfectly okay with me.

As people were still looking at me, I stepped off to the side to allow my mom to make her shot. And guess what happened? I was balancing on the edge again, AND I FELL OFF A FREAKING LEDGE. I fell down about a foot. I had no idea it was that deep. The worst part was that everybody was still looking at me from when I completely flipped out. So the fact that I fell was made about ten times more embarrassing.

I tried my best to laugh it off.

But it was not funny.

More likely than not, this story will make a guest appearance in my next video. It got me thinking about doing one on athletic/sporty stuff I've done in the past, both good and bad. So be looking forward to that.

I know I'm a fail, and I think I expressed that in this post. But at least it was something you guys can laugh at. Even though I'm not sure if I'll ever get over it.