Friday, November 8, 2013

Fridays are Worse than Mondays

The title says it all.

To me, Fridays are worse than Mondays. Way worse. I'm going to tell you why I think that, and you will probably proceed to think that I'm even more depressing than you already did.

Ah well. I've already thrown myself out here, might as well go all out.

When I say this, you first need to understand that I'm not saying that Mondays are amazing or something like that. Because they're not. Quite the contrary.

Indeed, Mondays are absolute torture for me most of the time.

However, at least you have something to look forward to. On a Monday, you can be preparing yourself for the weekend.

Most likely I'm the only one that starts the preparation that early, but that's just the way I roll.

At any rate, you can constantly remind yourself that each and every day is just one day closer to the weekend. Then you won't have to do school, or go to work, or do whatever it is that you people do.

However, the first horrible thing about Fridays is that they go amazingly slow. Slower than any other day, for me. I'm just waiting the entire day for it to be over, so that I can start my weekend.

Most people would see this as a good thing. The weekend is almost here. However, the minute I get back from my internship, and I'm at home, I come to horrible realization.

And that is that I have nothing to look forward to.

The only thing I have to look forward to is the next monday. Every day is just that much closer to when I have to actually do work. There's no weekend to look forward to, because the weekend is already here.

That thought depresses me more than I'd care to admit.

I recognize that this is a rather roundabout way of thinking. However, I can't help the way my brain works. I'm kind of backwards like that.

When a math problem says that one number is two times another, I'm more likely to use 1 and 1/2, rather than 1 and 2, just because 1 is two times 1/2. And that makes sense to me.

I probably just confused everyone who reads this.

Anyways. I'm very, very sorry to do this to you guys. You've never done anything to me to make me want to throw this stuff on you. The fact that Fridays are worse than Mondays is not exactly a pleasant thought, and, if at all possible, I hope that you can get rid of it as soon as possible.

I just needed to get it off my chest.

I apologize for any inconveniences I may have caused.


My name is Jordan, I'm 16 years old, and I like to think I'm funny. If you want to subscribe to my youtube channel, there's a button in the sidebar! Thanks for visiting and I love you all!

Thursday, November 7, 2013

The First Post (Out of Many) About How I Ultimately Failed at Life

So today I did something that I'm kind of ashamed of. But I do stupid things so often, I'm starting to get used to them.

I failed at life.

Like, big time.

Like, so much so, that I'm really hesitating to put this on the internet.

But what the heck. Maybe I'll make someone feel better about themselves. That would make it worth it to me.

In this video, which was actually my very first video (It's pretty forced and unnatural, but you can watch it if you want), I mentioned that I hate phones. That they're unnatural and make me extremely uncomfortable.

Today's story just explains to you how true that really is.

I'm doing something in my homeschooling, where I'm taking a Latin class online. First and foremost, you need to understand that I don't get other languages. My brain just doesn't comprehend them. That makes the subject itself about ten times worse.

Not only that, but I had to call my teacher that's been grading all of my stuff to let him give me a test. I got 40/50. Which isn't too bad, I suppose. 80%. But that's not the point.

The point is that I was a stupid, stammering mess throughout the whole call. I couldn't calm myself down for the life of me, and the stuff that I messed up on, I knew the minute I hung up the phone.

Then, after it was all said and done, I completely broke down and burst into tears.

I'm so sorry to my family, and anyone else that ever has to experience me when I'm in one of these moods, but I just ended up telling everyone that I didn't want to talk to anyone, and laying in my bed for an hour.

I don't know why I do things like this, and I wish I knew how to stop. But sometimes I just can't help it.

Just so you guys know, I don't mind if you guys laugh at me when I do this kind of stuff. That's part of the reason I'm putting it out here. I can see how, especially from an outsider's perspective, this can be funny. I'm sure I'll look back at this someday and laugh.

And I like to make others laugh. So don't be afraid that I'll be offended by that. Because really I'm not. But if anyone else has ever had any awkward, horrible experiences where they basically just failed at life, I'd love to hear from you. Sometimes writing stuff out makes it feel a bit better.

And chocolate. Chocolate helps too.


My name is Jordan, I'm 16 years old, and I like to think I'm funny. If you want to subscribe to my youtube channel, there's a button in the sidebar! Thanks for visiting and I love you all!

Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Frog Incident

If you're here for a funny story, you're in luck. At least, I thought it was funny.

This has to do with frogs.

Now my family is originally from Ohio. That's where I grew up, and lived all of my life. My parents lived there for most of their lives as well. Now I live in Florida.

And let me tell you, it was a crazy change. One of the biggest changes that I have experienced is the creatures.

Yes, I just called them creatures.

I don't think you guys truly understand my pain here. Mostly, when I say 'creatures', I'm talking about the stupid palmetto bug/cockroach things that exist down here.

Those things are freaking terrifying and they scare the crap out of me. In a good way (just kidding, they make me feel like I'm about to die).

However, something funny happened the other night, and I thought that I had to share. My family and I were just sitting at our outside table, eating. When out of nowhere, my six year old sister just starts screaming. At first, I had no idea what was going on, and it kind of freaked me out.

Then I realized that a frog had just landed on her leg.

And I just started cracking up.

I'm sorry. I know it's mean, and I love my sister to death. But this was hilarious. Finally, she managed to get it off of her leg, and it hopped off to who knows where. Throughout the meal, we were constantly cracking jokes about this frog, asking where it was.

Then, at one point, I actually saw it underneath the table. So I said, "Hey look, there's the frog."

And it picked that exact moment to jump. It landed on my mom's leg. For a moment, I just stared. And she looked at me, and she asked where it was. When I didn't answer, she just said:

"It's on my leg, isn't it?"

When I finally manage to say yes, she too started screaming.

Needless to say, we played a game of pass the frog all evening, while I was busy laughing so hard I thought I was going to cry, and sitting like L from Death Note.


My name is Jordan, I'm 16 years old, and I like to think I'm funny. If you want to subscribe to my youtube channel, there's a button in the sidebar! Thanks for visiting and I love you all!

Saturday, November 2, 2013

I Don't Do Healthy - Video

Hey guys! I've got another youtube video for you guys today, talking about why I'm not good with healthy food. I hope you enjoy!


My name is Jordan, I'm 16 years old, and I like to think I'm funny. If you want to subscribe to my youtube channel, there's a button in the sidebar! Thanks for visiting and I love you all!